The Second Coming

from The Second Coming by Sucka Punch

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THE SECOND COMING

He traveled the land in a pair of Birkenstocks
Free-balllin’ in his robe, he never wore socks
Wanderin’ around like a gypsy dancin’
He looked a lot like Bob Seger or Charlie Manson
He walked night and day and day and night
Until his Birks wore down, a little on the right
And so he decided to take a little rest
But just a slight break from his holy quest
So he stopped by the local watering hole
He bought some Shoe Goo and he saved his sole
He ordered a bottle of wine and pickled egg
What happened next is a little vague

A dying need or just a need to abstain
And then along comes Misses Mary Magdalene
Their eyes meet, and she motions him near
Her motives distinct, her intentions sincere

If you’re waiting around for the second coming
Pitching tents and hymnal humming…

A 30-year release of sexual tension
The first account of a divine intervention
He left in the morning without a pause
He had no choice, he was down for the cause
Peter chickened out and Judas was a rat
And who needs a woman with friends like that
Filled with disappointment, he headed out the hut
Guided by the stars and the memory of her butt
But sometime later he returned from his trek
And he thought to himself “Ah, what the heck
I’ll pay a little visit to Mary “What’s her name?””
But it had been a long time and things weren’t the same

Upon arrival at the line of scrimmage
A little one appeared, a spittin’ imagage
Now what would Jesus do in this situation?
Take another trip! A permanent vacation!

If ya wanna get down when the bitches come running
Stop that shit that you’ve been shoveling

Repent your sins
Make sure your dues are paid
And celebrate the day Jesus got laid

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from The Second Coming, released April 16, 2012

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Sucka Punch began in 1996. Punk/Ska band from Reno, NV. Members also play in Screeching Weasel, Vampirates, Boss' Daughter, and more.

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